Religion

“What’s your religion?”

When asked straight out, most people would promptly reply in answer. What would the acceptable responses be? Surely Christian or Born Again or even Muslim.

As for me, if asked before the late years of high school, I would definitely declare I’m Christian. That was what’s written in my birth certificate, after all. I’ve been taught to pray and live by the teachings of the bible. I may not have noticed it back then, with me still being too immature to understand, but I slowly came to realize that all this religion stuff doesn’t really reach me inside. I haven’t been a religious one, but I didn’t close my mind as I struggle to grasp what I really believe in, not what others would like me to.

In college, I was asked again. I knew answering Catholic would get me the hell out of there faster but I decided to reply honestly and said I don’t know. The counselor looked at me incredulously. How could I not know, she asked. I merely shrugged in response.

And now, a few years after, my answer didn’t change much.

Well, it did actually, after a certain incident at work. You see, there’s this devotion period every Monday for some self reflection. I thought, sure, this could be a chance to settle my spiritual struggle once and for all. And surprise, it did! I mean, when you’re told by a supposed hard core religious old lady that you’re going to hell after singling you out for demoralization in front of your company, what’s left to contemplate about?

If condemning people who don’t share the same beliefs is what people of faith do in their past time, then damn, I think I’d rather stay faithless all my life. I was hoping for closure or even just advices, but I got all of that and more. So, to the old lady I so love, I sincerely thank you. Without the soul penetrating kind words which you thrust into my fragile well-being, I would still be the poor lost soul that I’ve been for the past few years.

Ask me now, and my comeback would be a definite “I don’t have one”. People often inquire with Is there such a thing? When lucky, you would even receive some contemptuous stares. That’s not entirely new, but I would prefer that over being cursed to the deepest pit of hell any day, seriously. I don’t get those people, I don’t have faith wherein you do, so what? You won’t see me mouthing off theists because I accept that they do have faith(Except for the case mentioned above, which doesn’t count because she started it! I’m harmless, I tell you). And I hope that those people would also respect mine, or lack thereof.

12 Bugs of Christmas

just in time for the holidays :) have a great laugh!


For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to me

See if they can do it again.

For the second bug of Christmas, my manager said to me

Ask them how they did it and
See if they can do it again.

For the third bug of Christmas, my manager said to me

Try to reproduce it
Ask them how they did it and
See if they can do it again.

For the fourth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me

Run with the debugger
Try to reproduce it
Ask them how they did it and
See if they can do it again.

For the fifth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me

Ask for a dump
Run with the debugger
Try to reproduce it
Ask them how they did it and
See if they can do it again.

For the sixth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me

Reinstall the software
Ask for a dump
Run with the debugger
Try to reproduce it
Ask them how they did it and
See if they can do it again.

For the seventh bug of Christmas, my manager said to me

Say they need an upgrade
Reinstall the software
Ask for a dump
Run with the debugger
Try to reproduce it
Ask them how they did it and
See if they can do it again.

For the eighth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me

Find a way around it
Say they need an upgrade
Reinstall the software
Ask for a dump
Run with the debugger
Try to reproduce it
Ask them how they did it and
See if they can do it again.

For the ninth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me

Blame it on the hardware
Find a way around it
Say they need an upgrade
Reinstall the software
Ask for a dump
Run with the debugger
Try to reproduce it
Ask them how they did it and
See if they can do it again.

For the tenth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me

Change the documentation
Blame it on the hardware
Find a way around it
Say they need an upgrade
Reinstall the software
Ask for a dump
Run with the debugger
Try to reproduce it
Ask them how they did it and
See if they can do it again.

For the eleventh bug of Christmas, my manager said to me

Say it’s not supported
Change the documentation
Blame it on the hardware
Find a way around it
Say they need an upgrade
Reinstall the software
Ask for a dump
Run with the debugger
Try to reproduce it
Ask them how they did it and
See if they can do it again.

For the twelfth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me

Tell them it’s a feature
Say it’s not supported
Change the documentation
Blame it on the hardware
Find a way around it
Say they need an upgrade
Reinstall the software
Ask for a dump
Run with the debugger
Try to reproduce it
Ask them how they did it and
See if they can do it again.

What If Microsoft Built Cars

  1. Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you’d have to buy a new car.

  2. Occasionally your car would just die on the motorway for no reason, and you’d have to restart it. For some strange reason, you’d just accept this, restart and drive on.

  3. Occasionally, executing a maneuver would cause your car to stop and fail to restart and you’d have to re-install the engine. For some strange reason, you’d just accept this too.

  4. You could only have one person in the car at a time, unless you bought a “Car 95″ or a “Car NT”. But then you’d have to buy more seats.

  5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was twice as reliable, five times as fast, twice as easy to drive – but it would only run on five percent of the roads.

  6. The Macintosh car owners would get expensive Microsoft upgrades to their cars which would make their cars go much slower.

  7. The oil, engine, gas and alternator warning lights would be replaced with a single “General Car Fault” warning light.

  8. People would get excited about the “new” features in Microsoft cars, forgetting completely that they had been available in other cars for many years.

  9. We’d all have to switch to Microsoft gas and all auto fluids but the packaging would be superb.

  10. New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt.

  11. The airbag system would say “Are you sure?” before going off.

  12. If you were involved in a crash, you would have no idea what happened.

  13. They wouldn’t build their own engines, but form a cartel with their engine suppliers. The latest engine would have 16 cylinders, multi-point fuel injection and 4 turbos, but it would be a side-valve design so you could use Model-T Ford parts on it.

  14. There would be an “Engium Pro” with bigger turbos, but it would be slower on most existing roads.

  15. Microsoft cars would have a special radio/cassette player which would only be able to listen to Microsoft FM, and play Microsoft Cassettes. Unless of course, you buy the upgrade to use existingstuff.

  16. Microsoft would do so well, because even though they don’t own any roads, all of the road manufacturers would give away Microsoft cars free, including IBM!

  17. If you still ran old versions of car (ie. CarDOS 6.22/CarWIN 3.11), then you would be called old fashioned, but you would be able to drive much faster, and on more roads!

  18. If you couldn’t afford to buy a new car, then you could just borrow your friends, and then copy it.

  19. Whenever you bought a car, you would have to reorganize the ignition for a few days before it worked.

  20. You would need to by an upgrade to run cars on a motorway next to each other.


I often google about stuffs when i dont have anything to do(or even if i have, well it still doesnt matter). And this is so cool HEHE..

Globe Innovation Convention

This day has been awesome! Two of my buddies and I attended the Globe Innovation Convention for the Globe Labs Launch at EDSA-Shangri-La.

Globe Labs is a new organization within Globe Telecom whose mission is to help bring in the newest future technology services at the earliest market-relevant time as they explore new and future technologies, and partner with developers to create new internet, wired and wireless applications.

There have been speakers from taiwan, the other from singapore, and of course some locals from globe.

The convention covers:

  • RAFFLES!!! But unfortunately i didn’t win(but i would want that phone or even a year of dsl subscription HEHE)
  • Introduction of Globe Labs
  • Opening of the Globe Labs Challenge. Click Here for more details.
  • Sessions from technology partners
    • Sun Microsystems
    • forumNokia
    • Microsoft
    • Adobe Flash
  • Don’t forget the FOOD!! Yummmm..

The greatest part is that we got to meet some of the members of the PHP User-Group Philippines <?PHPUGPH?>. They’re fun to be with especially sir jseracar(and i found out that i’m not alone in hating a certain girl for being a showoff :) ) ). And sir Garri who encourage us to join the challenge and even gave tips and offered help. Too bad we only got to meet a few.

Thanks for the shirt! i mean shirtS HEHE. Hope to have an event again soon!

WordCamp Philippines 2008!!!

yeah! my first ever blog! im not really a blog person but i guess it’s worth a try.

anyways,, you know what will happen in september 6?!? what else!? it’s WordCamp Philippines Manila!!

WordCamp Manila
6 September 2008
College of St. Benilde
Taft Avenue, Manila

Im so excited especially about the t-shirt.. the design is so cool!!! i prefer the blue one over the maroon though.. either ways it’s still awesome!

visit WordCamp Philippines for more details if you’re interested. Unfortunately, the registration for manila is already closed. For the confirmed attendees, See you there!